Department of
Memecoin Hygiene

OFFICE OF INSPECTOR 7 · EST. 2026 ·

Restaurants get a hygiene grade in the window. Memecoins get nothing. We inspect a token's site and socials, issue a grade from A to F, and hand the project a badge to hang on their own page.

INSPECTOR 7 — WINDOW OPEN
Counter bell
RING FOR SERVICE
FORM VC-01 · REQUEST FOR INSPECTION
Submit a subject
One subject per form. Illegible forms are returned.
NO SUBJECT? USE A SPECIMEN:
Office date stamp
DATE SET
An A means they tried.
It does not mean they won't rug.

We grade the shopfront, not the soul. A grade is never for sale — not as a fee, not as priority processing, not as a favour. Criteria are published in full under tab 02.

Inspection
Criteria

PUBLIC · NON-NEGOTIABLE · 100 POINTS

Every check is mechanical. No opinion enters the score, and no check is worth enough to produce an F on its own.

A85–100
B70–84
C55–69
D40–54
F0–39

RIGHT OF RE-INSPECTION

Any subject may request a free re-inspection at any time. Fix the violation, resubmit the form, the notice is reissued and the badge updates itself within 24 hours.
The office never uses the words scam, rug or fraud in an automated notice. A grade describes a website. It does not describe an intention.

The Registry

ALL SUBJECTS ON FILE · SORTABLE
GRADETICKERDOMAIN SCOREDOMAIN AGEVIOLATIONS INSPECTEDBADGE

The F Wall

SUBJECTS UNFIT FOR PUBLIC DISPLAY

UNFIT FOR PUBLIC DISPLAY

Listed below with the exact reason, in full, every time. Nothing here is an accusation — it is a description of a website. Any subject can be re-inspected for free the moment it is fixed.

Spot the F

STAFF TRAINING EXERCISE · 10 ROUNDS
ROUND 1 / 10 10.0s SCORE 0 STREAK 0 Nobody in the office got past round 6.

Two subjects. One of them was graded F. Ten seconds. Click the F.

Hang your grade

ONE LINE OF HTML · FREE · ALWAYS FREE

The badge is an SVG served by this office. It is not a picture you download — it is a live document. If the subject improves, the badge improves on their page. If the subject slips, it slips with them.


      

HOUSE RULES

01 · The badge is free, for every grade, forever.
02 · A grade cannot be bought, sped up, or negotiated.
03 · Hotlink it. Do not re-host it — a saved PNG is a lie the day after you save it.
04 · Remove it whenever you like. The registry entry stays either way.
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